[10009] in APO-L
toast song revision humor
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Chris P Layne)
Fri Nov 4 08:57:15 1994
Date: Fri, 4 Nov 1994 07:49:24 -0600
Reply-To: Chris P Layne <laynecp@MAIL.AUBURN.EDU>
From: Chris P Layne <laynecp@MAIL.AUBURN.EDU>
To: Multiple recipients of list APO-L <APO-L%PURCCVM.BITNET@mitvma.mit.edu>
Brothers,
I sent this out a while back, but thought I'd post it again for
anyone who hasn't had the oportunity to experience my unusual sense of humor.
BROTHERS,
If we're going to change the Toast Song to make it totally
non-offensive, let's go all the way. Here's my version.
Here's to Alpha Phi Omega,
Loyal carbon-based units we.
Respectful of self and of each other,
Firm in compatibility.
Daily exploring, daily reflecting,
Ever more to be,
Beings of Alpha Phi Omega,
The most correct politically.
Sentients clasp the limbs of sentients,
Tolerant all are we.
Ever mindful ever respectful,
Of other's sensitivities.
Now we join our modes of communication,
In our praise to thee,
Life forms of Alpha Phi Omega,
May we always be.
Unless there really is silicon-based life out there, this should be
watered-down enough not to offend anyone.
In Brotherhood,
/\ Chris Layne
/ \ laynecp@mail.auburn.edu
/1105\ President, Delta Chapter, Auburn University
/______\ "You're going to find that many of the truths we
cling to depend entirely upon one's point of view."
- Obi Wan Kenobi-
