[11796] in APO-L
PRESIDENTIAL PREEMPTIVE STRIKE AUTHORIZED...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (THE MU CHI MADMAN...)
Sat Apr 1 00:23:17 1995
Date: Sat, 1 Apr 1995 00:19:39 -0500
Reply-To: "THE MU CHI MADMAN..." <BFKAVWA@GROVE.IUP.EDU>
From: "THE MU CHI MADMAN..." <BFKAVWA@GROVE.IUP.EDU>
To: Multiple recipients of list APO-L <APO-L@VM.CC.PURDUE.EDU>
My fellow Americans,
This has just been intercepted from the North American Air Defense Command ...
President Clinton, at 0001 hours, has authorized a preemptive strike against
Pat Robertson and the CBN command center in Virginia Beach, Virginia. Forces
from Langley AFB are currently en route to said compound with AMRAAM missiles,
and fuel-air bombs to neutralize Mr. Robertson's position in the area. Allied
forces have neutralized all satellite communications systems and severed all
telephone connections to the area.
Stay tuned for further instructions...
Gen. Jacques E. Shortz
Allied Command, Langley AFB, VA
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