[11890] in APO-L
Barney and the Toast Song
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Time Bomb {Tom Backus})
Thu Apr 13 11:22:33 1995
Date: Thu, 13 Apr 1995 10:03:54 -0500
Reply-To: Time Bomb {Tom Backus} <Timebomb@LANESBORO.POLARISTEL.NET>
From: Time Bomb {Tom Backus} <Timebomb@LANESBORO.POLARISTEL.NET>
To: Multiple recipients of list APO-L <APO-L@VM.CC.PURDUE.EDU>
DISCLAIMER
I apologize in advance to the right-wingers out there. You may find the
following material offensive. If you do, please tune out now and do not
continue to read on. If, you are, on the other hand, in the left-wing,
liberal camp (Which I believes makes you right) you may find the humor in
the following. Please understand that the following are not the views of
APhiO in whole, they are not the views of it's alumni (Which I am a part
of), they are not even the views of any rational person. You worked for her,
she worked for the Cardassians, did anybody on that ship work for me? They
are strictly my personal views on the world as I know it. This chart had
been sent only to the originator of the Barney Toast Song debate, but I feel
it must now get nation wide publication.
THIS IS NOT A FLAME ON ANYBODY! THIS IS HUMOR! THIS IS POLITICAL SATIRE
Understand that now, before you read. I repeat, if you are a right-winger
or easily offended, DO NOT READ ON. STOP RIGHT NOW, DELETE THIS MESSAGE. I
don't want a flood of pro-barney or pro-newt stuff. THIS IS A JOKE.
I will not be held responsible for any loss of income, whether direct or
circumstantial, due to reading this. Objects in the rearview mirror may
appear closer than they are. Everything louder than everything else. Once
again, just to be sure: THIS IS HUMOR!!!!
Unmasking the Big Purple Dinosaur: Just who is behing the mask?
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| Barney | Newt G |
+------------------------------------+---------------------------------------+
| Conservative | Conservative |
+------------------------------------+---------------------------------------+
| Imagination is ok, as long as | Wants to reduce funding to the arts |
| we all do it the same way | and public radio |
+------------------------------------+---------------------------------------+
| All problems will go away if we | All problems will go away if |
| just think alike | just do it his way |
+------------------------------------+---------------------------------------+
| Fat and Ugly, big mouth | Fat and Ugly, big mouth |
+------------------------------------+---------------------------------------+
| DINOSAUR - Thunder Lizard | Newt - Tiny Lizard |
+------------------------------------+---------------------------------------+
| Dinosaurs are extinct | Should be extinct |
+------------------------------------+---------------------------------------+
Need I explain or say more.
TTFN
Time Bomb
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| Signature Line |
| Is Under Repair |
| As is most every +---+
| Road out of Lanesboro |
| Time Bomb +---+
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