[16420] in APO-L
APO humor
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (S. Dawn Heyse)
Sun Mar 16 15:21:04 1997
Date: Sun, 16 Mar 1997 15:15:19 -0500
Reply-To: "S. Dawn Heyse" <heyses@winnie.fit.edu>
From: "S. Dawn Heyse" <heyses@winnie.fit.edu>
To: Multiple recipients of list APO-L <APO-L@VM.CC.PURDUE.EDU>
I'm looking for APO-related humor to put into the newsletter for Sec 74,
as per a request for more entertainment in the paper. All original work
will be properly credited, and, if you wish, I can send you a hard copy of
issue in which your original work appeared.
Here is an example of what I am looking for, from the February 1997 issue:
Top Ten Reasons to run for Chapter President
10. The huge speaking part in the ritual allows you to showcase
your "dramatic" side
09. You actually get mail addressed to you that isn't from a credit
card company
08. It looks good on your resume
07. Brothers of the opposite sex will kiss up to you
06. Brothers of the same sex will kiss up to you
05. Pledges will *really* kiss up to you
04. You get to become intimate with Robert's Rules (eew!)
03. You get to have your underwear run up a flagpole in Melbourne
02. Power, Power, *Power*!
01. Two words: the gavel
Anyway, I hope that many of you have things like this that you will be
willing to share (BTW, this request is not limited to "Top Ten" lists!).
Hope I will be hearing from ya'll soon!!
In L,F,&S,
S. Dawn "Bug" Heyse
Section 74 newsletter editor
http://www.fit.edu/~heyses
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