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The Night Before Finals (fwd)

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (James Carr)
Mon Dec 8 20:41:03 1997

Date:         Mon, 8 Dec 1997 18:21:03 -0500
Reply-To: James Carr <dbeast@FRONTIER.WILPATERSON.EDU>
From: James Carr <dbeast@FRONTIER.WILPATERSON.EDU>
To: Multiple recipients of list APO-L <APO-L@VM.CC.PURDUE.EDU>

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Mon, 08 Dec 1997 14:18:20 PST
From: Dark Beast <dbeast@hotmail.com>
To: dbeast@frontier.wilpaterson.edu
Subject: The Night Before Finals

     Twas the night before finals,
     And all through the college,
     The students were praying
     For last minute knowledge.

     Most were quite sleepy,
     But none touched their beds,
     While visions of essays
     Danced in their heads.

     Out in the taverns,
     A few still were drinking,
     And hoping that liquor
     Would loosen up their thinking.

     In my own apartment,
     I had been pacing,
     And dreading exams
     I soon would be facing.

     My roommate was speechless,
     His nose in his books,
     And my comments to him
     Drew unfriendly looks.

     I drained all the coffee,
     And brewed a new pot,
     No longer caring
     That my nerves were shot.

     I stared at my notes,
     But my thoughts were muddy,
     My eyes went ablur,
     I just couldn't study.

     "Some pizza might help,"
     I said with a shiver,
     but each place I called
     Refused to deliver.

     I'd nearly concluded
     That life was too cruel,
     With futures depending
     On grades had in school.

     When all of a sudden,
     Our door opened wide,
     And Patron Saint Put-It-Off
     Ambled inside.

     His spirit was careless,
     His manner was mellow,
     His chin far from hairless,
     He started to bellow:

     "What kind of a student
     Would make such a fuss,
     to toss back at teachers
     What they tossed at us?"

     "On Cliff Notes!  On Crib Notes!
     On Last Year's Exams!
     On Wingit and Slingit,
     And last Minute Crams!"

     His message delivered,
     He vanished from sight,
     But we heard him laughing
     Outside in the night.

     "Your teachers have pegged you,
     So just do your best.
     Happy Finals to All,
     And to All, a good test."

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