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[humor] Security
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Udhay Shankar N)
Mon Feb 25 15:56:03 2002
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Date: Sun, 24 Feb 2002 17:35:13 +0530
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From: Udhay Shankar N <udhay@pobox.com>
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On Wed, 13 Feb 2002 19:30:00 PST, in rec.humor.funny surfcow@hawaii.rr.com
(=brian) wrote:
>Them: Important user, NT box, lost admin password, sad, sad, sad.
>
>Me: No problem, change password with magic linux disk, offline NT password
>editor.
>
>Them: No, no, no. Never work. NT secure. Get real.
>
>Me: Watch. (reboot)
>
>Them: Gasp! This floppy is dangerous! Where did you get it?
>
>Me: Internet. Been around forever.
>
>Them: How do we keep students from using this?
>
>Me: Can't. Migrate. Linux. Mac.
>
>Them: No, no, no. Just make NT safe.
>
>Me: Can't. NT inherently unsafe.
>
>Them: Must be safe. NT good. We have never seen problems.
>
>Me: You just saw one now.
>
>Them: No, no, no. NT good. Win2k better.
>
>Me: Win2k is NT. Same thing. Should I give this floppy to a student?
>
>Them: No, no, no. Give here.
>
>Me: Whatever. What do you want me to do?
>
>Them: Change admin password.
>
>Me: Fine. To what?
>
>Them: "p-a-s-s-w-o-r-d"
>
>Me: No, no, no.
>
>--
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>
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>
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((Udhay Shankar N)) ((udhay @ pobox.com)) ((www.digeratus.com))
God is silent. Now if we can only get Man to shut up.
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