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sewage, raw sewage!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (stovall mary a)
Thu Jan 30 23:58:29 1997
Date: Thu, 30 Jan 1997 23:58:23 -0500
Reply-To: stovall mary a <mastov@MAIL.WM.EDU>
From: stovall mary a <mastov@MAIL.WM.EDU>
To: Multiple recipients of list APO-L <APO-L@VM.CC.PURDUE.EDU>
Guess what everybody....
Our hall stinks!!!!
Possible explanations for this situation:
1) Dead rats in the ceiling!
2) Someone only taking showers once a week!
3) The boys downstairs.
4) The cable guys left behind some food!
5) There is a leak in the sewage pipes in the ceiling. The stench has
persisted for days on end. We can't light matches for fear the methane
will ignite and lead to a massive explosion, much more serious than the
smoke alarm I caused by burning toast last semester at 8am (Mary). For
our own personal safety we believe the college should cover hotel
expenses for us for at least a week! The only thing keeping raw sewage
from gushing out into the hall is a flimsy broken
styrofoam ceiling tile. We sincerely believe this is the most likely
scenario.
We know the cable guys left behind no food because they kept taking ours!
If you do not hear from us in the next few days, you know that the sewage
won!
Mary and Sarah
