[16807] in APO-L
Some stuff
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Knyght in Shining Armour)
Fri May 2 13:04:53 1997
Date: Fri, 2 May 1997 10:06:18 -0700
Reply-To: Knyght in Shining Armour <dwbaldwi@SCS.UNR.EDU>
From: Knyght in Shining Armour <dwbaldwi@SCS.UNR.EDU>
To: Multiple recipients of list APO-L <APO-L@VM.CC.PURDUE.EDU>
Just a thought that I threw out to the brothers at Chico when I attended
their CPPC. North Dakota sure needs all of our help, but for those
chapters who regretfully due to lack of time or other circumstances can
not send help right away, why not start anticipating things that the Grand
Forks Chapter or Grand Forks Citizens will need after the flooding goes
down? What I am trying to say is, the Chapter at Grand forks could
probably use new equipment for their office, maybe new props for their
ceremonies, since undoubtedly they probably have lost most of their
chapter's things. Some chapters could also fund some of Grand Fork's
events (By the way, I don't know the name of their chapter cuz finals have
sucked out my brain so I am referring to them as Grand Forks) because I
would bet that their bank account is going to be sucked dry trying to buy
a whole bunch of stuff or trying to aid volunteer efforts. This could be
applied to all of Grand Forks in anticipating what the citizens will need
the most after the flooding goes down. Maybe help FEMA get the word to
people about emergency loans, or hold fundraisers to get grants to those
people like senior citizens and young families who need financial aid
badly, but don't have the resources to do it. This is just my two cents
worth.
And for all of you crazy people who somehow see the world in the same
light that i do, here's part two of Rules for Living in my world!
Have a good day y'all!
In LFS,
Dan Baldwin
Here is Part 2 of THE Rules!
26. There are many things to do when in doubt, flossing with a chainsaw is
definately NOT one of them.
27. Why in the world would anyone want to use drugs to get high, when all
you have to do is stick a vaccuum nozzle in your mouth and try to breathe?
Harmless, yet fun!
28. Usually it is a bad idea to try to start a sing-a-long at an NRA
convention.
29. Men, when women say they have to put on their face.. THEY AREN'T
KIDDING!
30. Political correctness is just another way to insult someone without
them knowing it.
31. There is no such thing as a stupid dog, merely a mutt who got the
brains knocked out of him by a parked car.
32. Cats rule the world, making sure that their human subjects feed them,
clean them, and take care of their kitty litter.
33. Driving down a freeway playing car tag with squirt guns generally
means you have too much time on your hands.
34. Whenever a woman asks you something, tell her "How should I know, I
don't know everything, that's your job!"
35. Just remember this, the amount of fake accident claims in this country
are directly related to the number of lawyers who are looking for a quick
way to make a buck.
36. Nice guys may finish last, but we DO finish compared with the sleazes
who take the short cut and end up falling off a cliff.
37. What goes around comes around.
38. What doesn't go around, drops on you like a ton of bricks.
39. Bureaucracy is nothing more than a bunch of dunderheads grouped
together in a cluster**** trying to look like they know what they are
doing, when its obvious they don't even have a clue.
40. If you marry into a family of rednecks, it is guaranteed that at least
half your guests will be soused, hitting on relatives, talking about
gutting perch at the reception, and at least one person will want to sing
something by Elvis or Marty Robbins to serenade the bride.
Knyght in Shining Armour <dwbaldwi@scs.unr.edu>
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(The Man, The Myth, The Legend himself)
RULES FOR LIVING IN MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rule #59 - Tripping the Light fantastic does not mean stumbling over a
sunbeam when you are high.
Rule #60 - Barney is not the incarnation of Satan, he is merely the
epitome of Evil and the head of the Albanian government.
Rule #61 - When someone tells you, don't worry, it will be taken
care of; either run like hell, or demand that it be done RIGHT NOW!
Rule #62 - Never NEVER never date a coworker, a co-volunteer, or a rabid
sex-crazed gopher!
Rule #63 - If you must date one of the above three, at least date the
rabid sex-crazed gopher. You can at least squish the sucker when you get
tired of it.
Rule #58 - A problem can be resolved with a rubber chicken, the outcome of
the problem is what lies in question.
Rule #6 - Any comments, or if you want more Rules for living in My world,
write or email me.
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